things you don't want to hear during surgery

1. "Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy."
2. "Someone call the janitor - we're going to need a mop."
3. "Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness"
4. "Bo! Bo! Come back with that! Bad Dog!"
5. "Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?"
6. "Hand me that...uh...that uh.....thingie."
7. "Oh no! I just lost my Rolex."
8. "Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of this stuff before?"
9. "Damn, there go the lights again...."
10. "Ya know, there's big money in kidneys and this guy's got two."
11. "What do you mean you want a divorce?"

12. "Was that there before?"
13. "Has anyone seen the... oh crap, last time I saw it I was using it on his stomach."
14. "I heard this guy needed his foot removed because a bowling ball fell on it. Oh crap, wrong patient, I just removed this guy's perfectly fine foot."

lol thanks for the extention to that!

i like

"was that there before?"

rotfl!

Hahaha, I, sure was lucky never heard any of those.