Side effects of Genetically Altered Food

1) Your hot dog just fetched its own ketchup and relish.

2) You spot the tell-tale signs of a primitive central nervous system
in you Jell-O.

3) Chocchini: looks like zucchini, tastes like a Ding Dong.

4) The black-eyed peas on your fork just winked at you.

5) Every time you pour a glass of orange juice, your garage door goes
up.

6) The poached salmon on your plate just flopped onto the floor.